Celebrate Presidents Day and JB’s Birthday
PRESIDENTS SAVINGS (and JB’s, too!)
Many think I’m as old as Lincoln and Washington, too. But that’s not true. I’m 39, as always. But I WAS born on Valentines Day a few years back, before they had President’s Day mind you.
-Jack Benny
Why PRESIDENTS DAY Is The Strangest Holiday
WINE DOG TO THE RESCUE! JB overdid if a bit on Valentines Day so there was WineDog to take the wine glass away! Good boy! How’s bout some beer???
MOVIE and WINE Tonight – from Walmart
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SHOP TASTE AT HOME – $5 Sale on Food and Food Products
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unbelievable TRAVEL DEALS
JACK BENNY at 39, again!
 Howdy, folks, I’m back. Did you know the original Coupon King – that’s me- is celebrating his 39th birthday this weekend , along with the Presidents? No, I’m not as old as them though my friends tease me about that. Now we go from the sublime (celebrating the Beatles ) to the rediculous (ME, Jack Benny – JB to you , my savings / coupon fans. I was just reminded that it’s my birthday weekend, so why not bite the bullet and go for a big celebration with the Presidents. ( I don’t get hung up on birthdays, normally, you know.) Only problem is, friends are trying to tell me I’m 120 years old! Can you believe it? I know I don’t look a day over 39, though Rochestor tries to tell me the picture was taken 80 years ago. What a kidder. … Anyway, I’m still going strong, working out of Heavenly Hills now where I help oversee this coupon business and trade lies with Bob, Bing and the guys… . I don’t know much about this spider web and In Your Face thing… I still like saving money and my buddy down there takes care of the technical stuff, eg (http://Facebook.com/YellowPagesCoupons1… . I think I might even celebrate my own birthday today next door @ http://Facebook.com/OldiesCountry You might want to check it out for my shopping techniques in the videos so you can get rich like I did. Of course Mary says it’s because I was cheap. Oh my.. … They tell me to ask you to LIKE us, whatever that means… I’m still trying to get my my hi-fi to work. Later Alligator! -JB |
PRESIDENT’S and JACK BENNY WEEK at GREAT DEAL. mobi
Howdy (we used to say that) Super Savers,
Missed ya, Celebrated another birthday, Feb. 14.. Would you believe I’m only 39? Don’t believe what you read in the papers …
Just back form Heavenly Hills to take advantage of some of these great deals you see here… Hey there’s some new (old ) Borscht Belt humour that should be coming to http://OldiesCountry.com soon! All my best til next time… And as I like to say, ‘Have a $AVE DAY! – jb
| PRESIDENT’S DAY FUNNIES
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 Time To Turn in the Keys Mom?
JB and Rochester trying to start up the old Maxwell on JB’s Burtday 2-14
JB’s old girlfreind – Remember Bridgette Bardot? – on Vday! |
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